That was fast.
You can buy your T-shirt here. And do not miss the sales pitch: "Dear Hugo, If we really wanted to invade the Banana Republic of Venezuela to take your oil we would have done it already instead of paying you for it and propping up your sorry little dicatorship." Ah! Capitalism!
Addendum: Miguel posted a great cartoon that has already been picked up by Instapundit. Another "Chomsky effect"?