Friday, May 11, 2007

Laureano writes to the Pope in Brazil

In the spirit of dress down Fridays, and after a frantic blog activity since last week end, I figure out that a little humor could be enjoyed by those who like me enjoy the occasional Latin phrase. Laureano Marquez of the more than unjust Tal Cual fine wrote in Latin to the Pope because as he said writing in Spanish in Venezuela is now dangerous. And the best part of it is that I do not need to translate. Though it helps if you understand Spanish. Click and enjoy!

Carum Papae Benedictine:

Ex a bruto governum est Venezuelae patriae bolivarianae, cantaletae mareae mareae. In loco hablae et in hora morte nostra, ex cátedra, ex pofeso et cetera. Delirium tremens habita nobis et dimite debita nostra sicut dinero suum est. Boliviae, Argentinae et super totus Cubae desangrae Bolívar terreae: Simili modo popule meo sed in miserere nobis.

A priori déficit habitat, et déficit urbi et orbi. Mare mágnum in extremis. Estebanae de Iesus cogito ergo sum a priori et a poteriori. Lapsus brutis est pane nostrum cotidianum. Rigor mortis et requiescat in pacem da nobis hodie malandrae et delincuelciae. Corpore insepulto, in memoriam ultimátum en atracum.

Casus Radiae Caracae Televisionae, Roma lucuta, causa finita et alea jacta est, sicut vox populi. Dictadura in fraganti sine die, sine qua non et sui géneris. Alter ego, Fidelae est vivitum et colenandus mens sana in corpore sano. Habeas corpus grosso modo, in vivo manu militari. Persona non grata sed.

Inter nos: Habemus Chavae ad infinitud et ad libitum. Vade retro (Venezuelae). Dura lex in manus Barinas pontifiex sed in secula seculorem et in currículo vitae suo. Ecce homo fregatum nobis, de motu proprio ad nauseam. De facto. ¿Quo Vadis Venezuelae? Domine nostro sapere. Turba multa mea culpa et turba multa TalCual, periodicae Teodorae per scriptum meo rex filiae.

Ovum, res et lacteum finibit anaquelorum.

Via crucis at populorum mercatum. Et vox populi: “Res non verba”.

Sanctus Pater tibi gratia veni vidi vinci.

Ora pro nobis et pro homo homini lupus.

Carpe diem. Terrae mea non plus ultra. Ave Papam morituri te salutant.

Amicus tuo, Laureatus Maquensis

Post Scriptum: Ne nos indúcas in
tentationem, sed libera nos a malo.

-The end-

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